Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Blessing wind

I wish farting was more socially acceptable. 

Not that I am a very gassy person, but on the occasion that I accidentally ingest wheat, I get killer stomach cramps from gas. If it were socially acceptable to just fart in public, I wouldn't have walked around with insane stomach pain today.

Why do people think that "toot" or " blessing wind" is less offensive than saying fart? You have gas, you farted. It's not any less gross because you used a different word. it's still air blowing out of your arse.

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